I had just this morning (when my dreams usually occur at their most vivid) I was in a mafia society and we going after…GILBERT GOTTFRIED!!!! We were going to kill him and from our code of ethics, you could ONLY kill retired celebrities, but you couldn't do anything to their family, no killing child celebrities and you had to kill them humanely. However, I kept remembering his role in "Aladdin" and i kept entering his body (think Avatar….) and I couldn't bring myself to do it. Then…when I found he was in another mafia group (one that stemmed from ours) that was extremely corrupt, all was fair game. His group was not one like ours, instead they would rape and torture their victims until they begged to be killed, but they would be tied up, knocked out and left for dead, but NEVER killed.

Now I was in a bind. I didn't want to betray my own people, then again I couldn't let all of us get treated like that. i eventually joined with the other group, but since their leader was dying the next newest member according to their rules became the new leader. So instead, i turned this horrid "rape and plunder" mafia into a "tickle torture and annoy" type instead, and we would run around with Furbys and feathers at our sides and annoy people with them, and if we caught anyone, we'd surround !them with Furbys and tickle them until they cried. Then…we'd let them go.

I really should start making movies or comedies about these dreams! They're too good to be lost in thought.